We spend however many countless hours checking up on "friends", updating our status like everyone reads it, and looking over posts wondering "Is that about me?"
Here is a random (or made up) example of a Facebook page...
Now... We all have friends like this. Maybe you are these friends. That sucks for you guys. Because these people suck. They are probably the most annoying thing about the wonderful world of Social Networking.
The Fuckheads.
Family members can be Fuckheads. So can friends. Maybe your neighbor is a Fuckhead and you don't even know it. The Fuckhead Disease doesn't discriminate, it can get anyone that attaches their name to a Social Networking site. If something about the fact that you're sitting behind a computer screen makes you think that you are allowed to be a giant Fuckhead, fix it. Because it's not true... Those Fuckhead things you do piss people off.
These people may not realize they do it. And that's okay, they are the I-Didn't-Know-Fuckheads, just let them know they are being Fuckheads and it will all be okay.
What really fascinates me is that none of these people, not even one, will act like a Fuckhead in person. Not one. They are your friends for a reason, right? Who the hell knew they were giant douche bags? It must be survival. They know that if they act like that in person, everyone would stay the fuck away from them. But that delete button, man that's like deleting a "real friend"... For those who aren't Fuckheads that can be a hard pill to swallow, so it's not done often. That's how we get stuck with Fuckhead friends.
So you may ask "Well if you hate it so much, then why have one?"... I haven't a fucking clue, so don't ask me that.
*Names weren't used in this post... If they had been, they would probably be about you. Stop being a Fuckhead*
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